The Wood Family

There’s a point where you just have to acknowledge that your family history sounds a lot like a wild west dime novel and there’s nothing you can do about it. Suffice to say, I would not be remotely surprised to learn that my family history was responsible for a minimum of five common tropes of …

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Bear Whistles

There’s a lot of things you learn as a kid. How to cross the street. How to stop, drop, and roll. How to wander the woods without getting eaten by local wildlife even though you are a smol and tasty toddler. Alright. Maybe that last one is not incredibly common. Possibly this happened mostly to …

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